This is me!
It's Kite TANOMIS!!
And I am coming to you today to tell you that why *I* am the greatest option for you to be liking, and not that silly little...she-cat, Jet Marrow!
Yeah I *see* you over there, Jet Marrow - look at you, and your girly little hula hoop that you're dancing with - like, oh my goodness, how hard can it be to take a hula hoop, and put it around your waist, and go "Ooooh ooooh ooooh, I'm dancing with a hula hoop~ Lookit all the boys that come watch me dance with a hula hoop, ooooh ooooh ooooh~"
PSSSSH! Yah, and I see them, the silly little sissy boys: they come over to you and they're like "Ooooh, Jet Marrow you